Thursday, June 26, 2008

Beer contains female hormones

Last month, the National University of Swaziland scientists released theresults of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormonesin beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory isthat beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and thatby drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hourperiod.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:1) Argued over nothing.2) Refused to apologize when (obviously!) wrong.3) Gained weight.4) Talked excessively without making sense.5) Became overly emotional.6) Couldn't drive.7) Failed to think rationally.8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer!

And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh!

If you thinkthey can handle it.

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